MISTAKE #1 Biting Her Nipples
Thats shit hurt dont clamp down like you trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a toy isn't.
MISTAKE #2 Making Us Ride For Ages
For women to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.
MISTAKE #3 Not Being Imaginative Enough
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit,vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.
MISTAKE # 4 Going Down South Too Soon
Men think “Ok Im gonna get her out of all her clothes and go down on her right away.” No hunny slow down! Most women prefer to be aroused before heading to the “flower of her desire”. Start by kissing her softly, fondling, or whispering things in her ear.
MISTAKE #5 Performing Oral Sex Like Your Scared
Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on the clitoris.
MISTAKE #6 Ignoring The P U * * Y
(I call it “neglecting” the pu**y) Me think that sexual penetration is the best way to give women a orgasm. Just like the head of a man’s penis, the pu**y is a woman’s primary orgasmic trigger and should not be neglected during intimacy.
MISTAKE #7 Stopping For A Break
Cough Cough that says alot about a man.
MISTAKE #8 Asking “Did You Come
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask.
MISTAKE #9 Going Too Hard
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.
MISTAKE #10 The Pushing Of The Head
We dont like that. If were gonna do it we'll do it.
MISTAKE #11 Attempting Oral Sex & Faking Like It Was A Accident
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. Even tho we may yell “HELL NO” Being drunk is not an excuse.
MISTAKE #12 Getting The Hand Trapped
If you're going to be that aggressive trying to go under the skirt, just ask to take the damn things off. Uhhhhhhh!
MISTAKE #13 Leaving Us A Little Present
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.
If I missed any feel free to tell me?
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