Up Close & Personal: McQueen

Ok McQueen you are the iiiish the enitre world knows it but these shoes, these shoes, these shooooooes scare me. Dont get me wrong hunnybun their hawt but if I were to stick my foot in these shoes in walk Im begging for a visit to the E.R.

F*CK YOU RALPH LAUREN

Ralph Lauren you are full of FUCKERY. I was so disturbed when I read bout this. Filippa Hamilton, 23 was fired from Ralph Lauren as a model for being “overweight” and she’s only 5’10 & 120 pounds. It all started when she was amazed to see her body digitally distorted for Ralph Lauren Blue Label. "I was shocked to see that super skinny girl with my face," she told the Daily News. Below is the distorted picture.

The brand at Ralph Lauren had the nerve to issue a statement saying “we let her go because she couldnt stick with the requirements in the contract. But Flippa says "They fired me because they said I was overweight and I couldn't fit in their clothes anymore.”

The term "under-weight" is a medical/technical term just like the word "tall" is a technical term. Calling someone a skinny biishh is what we call judgemental. There is a difference. A doctor can write under-weight in your medical chart, a doctor will not write skinny biiiish in your chart.

Filippa I am available if you need a shoulder to cry on & RALPH LAUREN IS FULL OF PURE FUCKERY!

Nails : Nails : Nails

I love this isssh OH EM GEE. This is just AMAZING how this is done. I would definetly rock some 3-D nail art. It wouldnt be as extreme as this but I would try it out. Japanese street fashion has always & will be the most innovative to me they are the best at bringing a fantasy to life. I think i wanna get watermelon painted on my nails with the seeds in 3-D Lol.

Dont frown at it you know you want your nails done like this gwuuurrrrlls!

Viktor & Rolf

Viktor & Rolf have changed so much since they "came up". They used to be such a cutesy-cute label. But I do love them still, after all I am not the same as I was when I found out about them in the first place.

I love it how they have courage to do whatever they will and take what ever direction they like. It's very brave fashion -wise and must be done now when the label is still quite young. Instead of after fifty years when it would bo so much harder.

Tim Burton's Tricks And Treats

Tim Burton is a God & I worship him with every farbic swatch of my being. I feel like my fantasy has come alive. Yes Tim Burton I believe if you were to do a collection with me as creative direction we would be unfuckwitable. LOL. Tim is giving his quirky, gothic touches on this months pages of Harper's Bazaar. Armani, Ferragamo, Gaultier, Gucci, McQueen, Rodarte, YSL and many, many more designers peices are featured in this spread!

This editorial is inspired by his films like "The Nightmare Before Christmas," "Edward Scissorhands," and "Corpse Bride." Even though my ass is terrified of any kind of scary cartoon or movie. I love this editorial it definetly looks like something I would have wanted to bring to the pages of a magazine editorial!

PLEASE GET THESE IMAGES OUT OF MY MAGAZINE AND INTO MY NIGHTMARES. LOL