August 13, 2009

Dr. Keo On Deck. . . Mistakes MEN Make When Having Sex.

MISTAKE #1 Biting Her Nipples

Thats shit hurt dont clamp down like you trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a toy isn't.



MISTAKE #2 Making Us Ride For Ages

For women to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.



MISTAKE #3 Not Being Imaginative Enough

Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit,vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.



MISTAKE # 4 Going Down South Too Soon

Men think “Ok Im gonna get her out of all her clothes and go down on her right away.” No hunny slow down! Most women prefer to be aroused before heading to the “flower of her desire”. Start by kissing her softly, fondling, or whispering things in her ear.



MISTAKE #5 Performing Oral Sex Like Your Scared

Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on the clitoris.



MISTAKE #6 Ignoring The P U * * Y

(I call it “neglecting” the pu**y) Me think that sexual penetration is the best way to give women a orgasm. Just like the head of a man’s penis, the pu**y is a woman’s primary orgasmic trigger and should not be neglected during intimacy.



MISTAKE #7 Stopping For A Break

Cough Cough that says alot about a man.



MISTAKE #8 Asking “Did You Come

You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask.



MISTAKE #9 Going Too Hard

If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.



MISTAKE #10 The Pushing Of The Head

We dont like that. If were gonna do it we'll do it.



MISTAKE #11 Attempting Oral Sex & Faking Like It Was A Accident

This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. Even tho we may yell “HELL NO” Being drunk is not an excuse.



MISTAKE #12 Getting The Hand Trapped

If you're going to be that aggressive trying to go under the skirt, just ask to take the damn things off. Uhhhhhhh!



MISTAKE #13 Leaving Us A Little Present

Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.



If I missed any feel free to tell me?

8 comments:

Melanie said...

WOWOWOWOWOW THESE ARE THE MOST FUNNIEST MISTAKES IVE EVER READ THAT MEN MAKE. AND THEY ALWAYS SAY WOMEN MAKE ALL THE MISTAKES THAT THEORY IS SO FALSE I LOVE IT AND I HEART YOU!

Tyler said...

Womp Womp Womp yall women alwayz complaining lollol

Anonymous said...

MISTAKES WOMEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX

1.USING THE TEETH
My dick isn't a Damn Blow Pop theirs no Gum in tha middle

2. JUST LAYING THEIR
Yall need to keep the momentum going don't just
lay their like a damn blow up doll.

3. HEAD (JUST DO IT)
Yall know we hav no prob returning the favor most of the time yall get it more than we do... It really turns us on when yall "Just Do It" and do it right.

4.LEARN HOW 2 RIDE (Put your back into it)
Half of yall don't even know how to ride us right.. Yall act as if we one of those kiddie rides you see in front of stores and all yall do is give us quarters worth.

There's PLENTY MORE... Fellas I don't wanna take all the spot light I just wanted to get it started feel free to add on

India Indigo said...

UGH!! The nipples FOREAL!

SunshineMonroe said...

Lol to the anonymous MALE.

Pearl said...

hearts ur blog is cute!

YanaLee said...

hahahahaha at the biting of the nipples that really bothers me when my bf does that i wont tell him tho lmbo

Anonymous said...

WOW