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MISTAKE #1 Biting Her Nipples
Thats shit hurt dont clamp down like you trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a toy isn't.
MISTAKE #2 Making Us Ride For Ages
For women to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.
MISTAKE #3 Not Being Imaginative Enough
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit,vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.
MISTAKE # 4 Going Down South Too Soon
Men think “Ok Im gonna get her out of all her clothes and go down on her right away.” No hunny slow down! Most women prefer to be aroused before heading to the “flower of her desire”. Start by kissing her softly, fondling, or whispering things in her ear.
MISTAKE #5 Performing Oral Sex Like Your Scared
Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on the clitoris.
MISTAKE #6 Ignoring The P U * * Y
(I call it “neglecting” the pu**y) Me think that sexual penetration is the best way to give women a orgasm. Just like the head of a man’s penis, the pu**y is a woman’s primary orgasmic trigger and should not be neglected during intimacy.
MISTAKE #7 Stopping For A Break
Cough Cough that says alot about a man.
MISTAKE #8 Asking “Did You Come
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask.
MISTAKE #9 Going Too Hard
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.
MISTAKE #10 The Pushing Of The Head
We dont like that. If were gonna do it we'll do it.
MISTAKE #11 Attempting Oral Sex & Faking Like It Was A Accident
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. Even tho we may yell “HELL NO” Being drunk is not an excuse.
MISTAKE #12 Getting The Hand Trapped
If you're going to be that aggressive trying to go under the skirt, just ask to take the damn things off. Uhhhhhhh!
MISTAKE #13 Leaving Us A Little Present
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.
If I missed any feel free to tell me?
one of the strange things
about living in my
fantasy world is knowing that
your going to live for
ever & ever
im a CEO I have a fashion label called KEO,
I'm a fashion stylist
To me
life to me is all about self expression
it doesn’t matter what
you look like
if you feel like a troll, you
should dress like a troll
if you’ve got a hunchback,
just throw a little glitter
on it and dance
your ass off.
but most
beautiful feeling i know
i am here
i hear my breathing
i am someone
i am a sexy beast
hey baby . . .
i love the smell of
looming rain
i realized i am skronger when
i'm hurt but dont cry
i like lady bugs
i feel sorrow when i think
of children
in harsh situations
i have lupus
but it'll never
have me
i am the kid that always
colored outside the lines
i like tadpoles
and making fun
of bad movies
poetry is my 1st language
fashion is my life
brandy the singer
is the shit
i am the person that
understand things
that some people
havent considered
Umbrella Etiquette
Pay attention to whats going on around you. Before you pop your umbrella out, open it & poke someones damn eye out. Please make sure know ones is that close to you!
When someone is approaching prepare to move either lift your umbrella up, if the person is shorter than you or lower your umbrella, if the person is taller than you. A sloppy umbrella kiss on the face will get your a** a fist to the face :-)
Dont twirl your umbrella while walking or standing still while people are near you. Thats asking for riot!
Sex In The Car
Whether you think it's sexy to get it on in the backseat of your boyfriend's car or it's the only private place you can find because you both live with roommates, or have nosey neighbors or your just a freak. Lol.
Park in a secluded area. No, I'm not saying you should drive to some sketchy parking lot or abandoned factory; just choose a place that's private so you don't have to worry about unexpected people walking by and disturbing your alone time.
One Piece Of Bling At A Time
Fellas, its ok to show that you can afford nice things, but to have on the entire jewelry box is just overwhelming to the eye. You dont have to wear 3 iced out necklace's, all 5 cartier watches. One at a time looks better :-)
Having Attitudes Tripping Everywhere = HATE...That's right, HATE. It's not good for the soul, it trips and traps the mind and it sickens the body. Now, how about looking at HATE from this perspective: Healthy Attitudes Triumph Evil. YOU got JOY, then why let hatred have room to dwell? Be BIGGER, WISER and TRIUMPHANT over hateful issues!"
Michael Jackson's "This Is It" Movie
Sooo. . . I seen this is it. It was so inspiring and amazing. Michael said "God Bless" and "I Love You" countless times during the movie. He was so ICONIC to me. I cried the majority of the time. Lol. He was so hands on he knew how every instrument should be played to make it appear just how is fans hear it. I LOVE MJ!!!
MJ was genius. Lets study our passion in life and master it. And remember theirs no greater gift than LOVE!
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WOWOWOWOWOW THESE ARE THE MOST FUNNIEST MISTAKES IVE EVER READ THAT MEN MAKE. AND THEY ALWAYS SAY WOMEN MAKE ALL THE MISTAKES THAT THEORY IS SO FALSE I LOVE IT AND I HEART YOU!
Womp Womp Womp yall women alwayz complaining lollol
MISTAKES WOMEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX
1.USING THE TEETH
My dick isn't a Damn Blow Pop theirs no Gum in tha middle
2. JUST LAYING THEIR
Yall need to keep the momentum going don't just
lay their like a damn blow up doll.
3. HEAD (JUST DO IT)
Yall know we hav no prob returning the favor most of the time yall get it more than we do... It really turns us on when yall "Just Do It" and do it right.
4.LEARN HOW 2 RIDE (Put your back into it)
Half of yall don't even know how to ride us right.. Yall act as if we one of those kiddie rides you see in front of stores and all yall do is give us quarters worth.
There's PLENTY MORE... Fellas I don't wanna take all the spot light I just wanted to get it started feel free to add on
UGH!! The nipples FOREAL!
Lol to the anonymous MALE.
hearts ur blog is cute!
hahahahaha at the biting of the nipples that really bothers me when my bf does that i wont tell him tho lmbo
WOW
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